* President Russell M. Nelson begins service as 17th President of the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Dallin H. Oaks as First Counselor and Henry B. Eyring as Second Counselor.
* Donald Trump Found To Be of Sound Mind and Body.
* WH doctor Ronny Jackson confirmed that President Trump is perfectly healthy, but reporters are accusing him of hiding something.
* Bloomberg reporter Shannon Pettypiece slurred her own words while asking why President appeared to slur his words during a recent speech.
* Bannon Facing 2 Subpoenas To Testify in Russia Inquiries.
* One Vet Has A Perfect Use For The Empty Chairs Left By Dems Protesting Trump’s State Of The Union Speech – Benny Johnson.
* Feds Collect Record Income Taxes Through December; Still Run $225B Deficit – Terence Jeffrey.
* UK Supermarket chain becomes first in the world to remove plastic packaging from ALL its own-label products.* Woman gets $284B electric bill, wonders whether it’s her Christmas lights.